Great life choices brought to you by: me.
How to screw up your ankle: try to run up basement stairs in a foreign house at two in the morning.
How to feel fantastic in the morning: screw up said ankle and go to sleep at three in the morning. This is a really good idea, especially when you have to work at eight in the morning and you forget to set an alarm clock. Thank your lucky stars for your internal clock, it saved your ass this morning.
God help the girl.
7 years ago